How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when..

kimpoyfeliciano:

Tarzan lives half naked,

Cinderella comes home at midnight,

Aladdin is the king of thieves,

Pinocchio lies all the time,

Batman drives at 200 mph,

Sleeping Beauty is lazy,

and Snow White lives with 7 guys.

- We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story book.

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Yung mga taong hindi alam kung alin ang JOKE at HINDI. LOL

kimpoyfeliciano:

Eto! May mga tao tlaga na ganto no? Hindi sa ayaw ko sa kanila.. pero bakit may mga tao na hindi malaman kung alin ang joke at alin yung hindi..

Minsan magpopost ako.. yung nakakatawa tungkol sakin.. kunwari.. “ANG POGI KO TALAGA!” haha. tpos may mga taong magrereply.. “CUTE KA NGA ANG YABANG MO NAMAN!” HALA! Seryosohin daw ba? JOKE PO YUN! Joke! wag masyadong SERIUS! LOL. :))

haha. ayun.. wag nyo kong masyadong sineseryoso. Kengkoy din ako inside. RELAKS KA LANG! :)))


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imadanceinmyunderwear:

silentroads:

My Love For Daniel Radcliffe increases everyday.

Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a crush on me.

Daniel: I… what’s her name?

omg why is he so perfect i am laughing

and everyone starts clapping and he’s like “no genuinely i don’t..what is her name”

(Source: elphaba)

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