July 2011
2 posts
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents...
kimpoyfeliciano:
Tarzan lives half naked,
Cinderella comes home at midnight,
Aladdin is the king of thieves,
Pinocchio lies all the time,
Batman drives at 200 mph,
Sleeping Beauty is lazy,
and Snow White lives with 7 guys.
- We shouldn’t be surprised when kids misbehave, they get it from their story book.
Yung mga taong hindi alam kung alin ang JOKE at...
kimpoyfeliciano:
Eto! May mga tao tlaga na ganto no? Hindi sa ayaw ko sa kanila.. pero bakit may mga tao na hindi malaman kung alin ang joke at alin yung hindi..
Minsan magpopost ako.. yung nakakatawa tungkol sakin.. kunwari.. “ANG POGI KO TALAGA!” haha. tpos may mga taong magrereply.. “CUTE KA NGA ANG YABANG MO NAMAN!” HALA! Seryosohin daw ba? JOKE PO YUN! Joke! wag masyadong SERIUS! LOL....
December 2010
11 posts
imadanceinmyunderwear:
silentroads:
My Love...
November 2010
3 posts
mylifeisaverage:
I joined the Yahoo vs. Google war. I typed “Dolphins are” into both sites. Yahoo gave me “Dolphins are mammals,” Google gave me “Dolphins are gay sharks.” I think we all know who the winner is. MLIA
January 2010
15 posts
A one minute kiss can burn 26 calories.
rarivera:
OK siguro na mag tayo ng gym na yan ang specialty…hmmm…
daniboy:
sszziiddnnii:
Now let’s get these calories burnin!=))))))
hahaha! awesome!
December 2009
7 posts
November 2009
17 posts
:D
CHOCOLATE!!!
corpsefucker:
Spongebob: Let’s think of some ideas to sell the chocolate bars. Patrick: I know, let’s get naked. Spongebob: No, let’s save that for when we sell real estate.
this made me proud of being a Gemini. "Busy,...
retrorespective:
thingsgohazy:
l:c:(via l - t - h - l)
VIRGO - The Perfectionist
Dominant in relationships.. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Ha rsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
SCORPIO - The Intense One
Very energetic. ...
